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I like how concise this description is

Responsible for producing graphics for proposals, reports,
brochures, presentations, etc. Required technical graphic
skills: Macromedia Studio Macromedia Flash (strong action
scripting), Macromedia Dreamwearver, Adobe Creative Suite
CS2: Photoshop, Illustrator and InDesign. The candidate
should be a creative problem-solver, not afraid to voice
new ideas, opinions, concerns. Must be able to work
independently and comfortable working in a deadline
environment.

...but I have no idea what Macromedia Dreamwearver is.


This one from craigslist.org:

You will be working closely with creative directors, art directors and the marketing director on various high-end print and web projects.

John K, of George Liquor and Ren & Stimpy fame, has an accurate analysis of what the above quote means on his blog. It's about animation executives, but just substitute that title with creative, marketing, or art director. Substitute the word cartoons with designs or graphics.

Painfully familiar, isn't it?

By the way, indeed.com is the way to go if you are looking for a new gig.